A company in Switzerland decided to start making condoms to suit 12-14year old boys. The condoms are called "Hotshots" (hah nice) and were marketed after the Swiss government thought that tween boys weren't being safe when they had intercourse. The Hotshot has been designed to fit a 12-14 year old boys penis, so it is smaller than your average condom. They're priced around $7/6pk. If I ever saw a 12 year old buy condoms, I'd vomit on them and their parents.
"They have more of a tendency not to protect themselves," claims a study, adding that because of their young age, they also do not know much about sexuality (oh REALLY?!). "They do not understand the consequences of what they are doing. The results of this study suggest that early prevention makes sense." So what makes them want to have sex in the first place? Use your hand champs, it costs a lot less.
I'm not against this product, because they're making them for an apparent reason, I'm against sex at such a young age.
Good lord. I mean, sex is totally a basic natural instinct, but I got laid at 17 and felt like a mack daddy. These kids at 12 must have some serious game. Instead of making these condoms they should have made a pamphlet to hand out during home room at middle schools called "Why Fucking Your Hand is Better Than Tagging Some Slunt Who's Just Gonna Wheeze Your Grindage For the Next Few Months Even if You Ignore Her." And I mean, 12-14 year old girls don't even know how to make a good sandwich, so what's the point? Just put a banana peel in the microwave and go to town on that, kids. It'll save you all kinds of trouble.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I don't really know why I thought this was so awesome, but the captha phrase I had to type in to post my last comments was "SQUAUSN". I think I just had a pretty squausn time trying to sound it out in my head. squausn = the new awesome.
ReplyDeleteI love me a good squausn!
ReplyDeletesince they're making child-size condoms, they might as well make it mandatory for these girls to take sandwich making classes. it's only fair.
All this talk about sandwiches is making me think of your bombin grilled cheeses. Totally Wes Craven one right now. omnomnomnom.
ReplyDeleteAfter having tasted that magic it's like I had an epiphany. I knew I could never go back to the white bed + kraft cheese singles combo my deceptive mother fed me all these years.
But I guess I should say a quick something about the topic-at-hand. I have a 12 year old niece and to think of her having sex makes me ill. I don't even remember thinking about sex at that age; I was more focused on how to beat whatever level of Banjo Kazooie I was on.
I really think girls vaginas should have Sarlaccs in them until they're of decent age so they don't have any temptations of doing something stupid and auditoning for mtv's new hit show "13 and pregnant". I'd imagine it'd be a tad uncomfortable for the girl, but it will pay off in the long run.
hahahah Sarlaccs!
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